#379: Vitruvian Dysmorphia, Doggo Brainfarts & Morris gets his guns out!

+ Sparky's 100th & Someone you might like!

I’m tapping away this week from beneath an endless sheet of rain that has been drowning New York city for two days. If you don’t hear from me next week it’s because I evolved into a jellyfish.

With that, here are some things you might like this week:

Episode #55: Vitruvian Dysmorphia

This week we return with some brand-new equipment from our friends at Røde microphones, discussing such important topics as…

• Tattoos: The midlife crisis of the broke

• Getting yelled at during a burlesque show (Read more here)

• When rich people take public transport

• Derek’s Lucky jersey

• “How to Host a Lunch like a Parisian Gallerist”

• Swiftbait Headlines

• Critical Mass with Statler and Waldorf

• Thtranger Thingth

• Pistols at Three

• Davinci Getting Golden Ratioed

• Vitruvian Dysmorphia

• Be-eer now

• Christmas Tree Watch 2024: An Emmy twist

• TikTok generational aspirations

• Hamptons tap or sparkling firetruck

…and not much else!

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This week’s Sketchbook is a small selection of brain farts about dogs.

While I do love the convenience of an iPad/Wacom/Xenselabs tablet… I can’t ever replicate the joy of using analog tools. I’m launching a new Substack called “Process Junkie” to explore all of the joys of the Process of making art. If you’re interested in that kind of thing, you can sign up here.

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Andrei Atanasov

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Your pal,

Jason

“Sun’s Out, Guns Out.”
(This was taken five minutes before it began raining for 3 days straight.)