421. Inauguration Day Trump-et, Gary Gulman & the New Yorker's Birthday

+ Morris gets comfortable in his new digs.

…from my temporary perch in rainy Miami, I hope you’re having a less than abjectively depressing Inauguration week!

After watching Monday’s sideshow, I decided to pull stumps from the polar vortex and do what all ageing Manhattanites do— flee to Florida. The irony of escaping to America's waiting room isn't lost on me. Down here, the only ice you'll find…