Comedy Festival Diary, Day #2: Breakfast TV, Decorative Sidewalks & the Jason Sandwich

I'm performing in Traverse City, Michigan this week. These are my stories. < DUN DUN>

Thursday, 6:15 AM – The Locked Door

Location: Hotel Indigo Lobby

I woke up after precisely four hours of sleep with a crick in my neck, a throbbing headache, and the distinct feeling that I’d aged a de…