Give the Gift of a Real Human Art This Christmas

Handmade art makes a great gift for anybody. Especially Friends. Or enemies.

Hey friend,

If you’re scrambling for a Christmas present that didn’t come out of an algorithm’s armpit, may I gently suggest supporting an actual human artist this year. One who bleeds, sweats, forgets to hydrate, and occasionally cries at commercials with dogs in them. A human named Jason. (It’s me. I’m talking about me. Hi.)

I’m selling real handmade art in my shop. These are illustrated jokes and cartoons, drawn by me, with my own two hands, fuelled by caffeine and the dull hum of existential dread.

Or, if you’d rather gift something from deep within the Chatfield Cinematic Universe, have a look through my illustrations. Find one that made you laugh, or snort, or briefly question my mental wellbeing. Someone you know will love it too. Cartoons are perfect gifts. They fit everyone. They don’t need batteries. And no one can return them without looking like a monster. Just select which ones you want and reply to this email let me know and I’ll send you a signed high-quality print ready for framing.

Don’t wait though, because I’m only taking orders up until Monday!

Here’s the selection: https://www.jasonchatfield.com/cartoons

Every purchase helps keep this creaky creative right hand running, pays for art supplies, and ensures Morris maintains the comfortable Parisian salon lifestyle he feels he deserves.

Thanks for choosing to support a real person instead of AI gloop. It honestly means the world.

Your pal,